http://dunia.gebnet.co.uk/2007/ Voice of Jijiga News Bulletins Transmitting to this Planet since 1971 en Copyright 2012 , 20 2013 13:23:12 +0000 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Film has emerged of Tupac Shakur providing strong evidence that he is indeed alive and well and living the life of an exile in the tropics. Refugees fleeing heavy fighting since the recent incursion of Ethiopian forces democratising the South of Somalia from the Islamist tyranny imposed by the mullahs of Mogadishu reported sighting an imposing figure in the back of a brand new landcruiser bristling with munitions exiting the belegured city soon after the arrival of the ethiopian liberators sources report that an entourage of have taken residence in the south of the coastal city in the country known for having a higher proportion of poets per head of population than any other. 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Little did I know that Bobby would receive a visa appointment letter with the US Embassy," a dejected Mr. Mitiku told ethiopis.com. Mr. Mitiku's family memebers and neighbors were as suprised as him. "Atleast his dog will have a chance to improve his life, unlike Wuro here!" said an angry neighbor of Mr. Mitiku, Birke Defabachew, pointing to a napping black cat that was just a few yards away from her. Neighbors were gathered around Mr. Mitiku staring at the documents that have arrived from the US State Department. " We just received the congratulatory letter announcing that Bobby needs to start to get his things together to get his immigrant visa," said a depressed Mr. Mitiku. "Embassy Ketero Alegn!" Immigration experts in Addis Ababa contacted by ethiopis.com were bewildered by this development and some suggested that Bobby may not be able to pass the interview at the US Embassy. "Look," said Tedla Agonafir, an immigration attorney in Addis Ababa. "When this dog is sitting right across the visa officer at the US Embassy, he will have to say something to convince her that he will be a productive citizen in the United States. He can't just say 'Woof, Woof' and get his visa." Mr. Mitiku was surprised that a lot of his neighbors were bringing their female dogs to his house and just "letting them loose on Bobby." "I know they want Bobby to marry one of them and take them to America to try for a better life but in this day of diseases Huluam Wusha memermer Alebat!", said Mr Mitiku angrily. The dog owner said he was heading to the Ethiopian Immigration office near Meksal Square to complete the necessary paper work for Bobby "for his US Embassy appointment". "Egziabher LeBobby yehen Edil kesetew yetekemibet beye new...I hope he will be a better dog and someday remember to send tinish frank." Asked by our reporter what he planned to do after sending his dog abroad to relatives in New York city, Mr. Mitiku promptly replied, "I will be doing what I have been doing for the last 16 years since I don't have a job. Kuch beye tirsen eyefaku, DV eyemolahu arejalehu!" http://dunia.gebnet.co.uk/2007/2006/05/dog_wins_visa_lottery.html http://dunia.gebnet.co.uk/2007/2006/05/dog_wins_visa_lottery.html , 26 2006 12:28:50 +0000 Dear International Times Jijiga: Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite International Times Jijiga's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely, Mikle http://dunia.gebnet.co.uk/2007/2002/04/audacious_meta_spam_2012.html http://dunia.gebnet.co.uk/2007/2002/04/audacious_meta_spam_2012.html , 20 2002 11:11:09 +0000