TUPAC SPOTTED IN KISMAYU
Film has emerged of Tupac Shakur providing strong evidence that he is indeed alive and well and living the life of an exile in the tropics. Refugees fleeing heavy fighting since the recent incursion of Ethiopian forces democratising the South of Somalia from the Islamist tyranny imposed by the mullahs of Mogadishu reported sighting an imposing figure in the back of a brand new landcruiser bristling with munitions exiting the belegured city soon after the arrival of the ethiopian liberators sources report that an entourage of have taken residence in the south of the coastal city in the country known for having a higher proportion of poets per head of population than any other. The californian former rapper is said to have made a home in the Indian Ocean city and taken several wives following his rumored assassination. He is not reported to be engaging in any music related activities.